i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

(Source: rosaeverdeen, via pizza)

21.Apr.14 47 minutes ago

(Source: brain-d-a-m-a-g-e, via skeleton)

  • me: why did you just reblog that from them
  • me: i literally just reblogged that
  • me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
  • me: is it because you don't like me
  • me: is it because i'm fat
21.Apr.14 49 minutes ago

sooo-two-years-ago:

all the other kids with the

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better run, better run
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(via stabs)

21.Apr.14 51 minutes ago
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(Source: twitter.com, via orgasm)

lanturd:

"you shouldn’t eat mcdonalds it’s not health-"

(via hashtagugly)

21.Apr.14 53 minutes ago

officialwhitegirls:

2000yr:

What the hell is the science side of tumblr

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(via hashtagugly)

21.Apr.14 54 minutes ago

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(via hashtagugly)

21.Apr.14 56 minutes ago

transsamwinchester:

please dont ever forget i was the one who did this and popularized gay baby jail

(via hashtagugly)

hey-moarrk-hey:

lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

I want future archeologists to find them

(via hashtagugly)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

dear board of education, 
i am too

(via hashtagugly)

21.Apr.14 57 minutes ago

(Source: funkincronuts, via hashtagugly)

21.Apr.14 58 minutes ago

burrgerking:

"what do u want to be when u grow up"

not u

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(via dulect)

21.Apr.14 59 minutes ago