lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

(Source: nxte, via dulect)

21.Aug.14 20 hours ago

biscuitpotato:

trying to finish an essay thats due tomorrow more like

image

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20.Aug.14 1 day ago

mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf

(via trust)

20.Aug.14 1 day ago

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20.Aug.14 1 day ago

johnwatson:

lestrade:

sherlock:

I’m back.

u lil shit

moustache

(via im-your-idiot)

20.Aug.14 1 day ago

urbancatfitters:

i wish i was a cute youtuber but im boring and bad at everything

(Source: urbancatfitters, via trust)

20.Aug.14 1 day ago

heliolisk:

listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
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20.Aug.14 1 day ago

relahvant:

chicken nuggets are so important

(via encourage)

20.Aug.14 1 day ago

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

(via stabs)

20.Aug.14 1 day ago

(Source: nymphtrash, via plagal)

20.Aug.14 1 day ago

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via trust)

20.Aug.14 1 day ago

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(Source: parallelseaarchive, via encourage)

20.Aug.14 1 day ago

im-your-idiot:

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.

Original :*

20.Aug.14 1 day ago

fuckingrecipes:

djinnanddragons:

by-arde:

sO

i WAS MELTING SOME CHOCOLATE IN THE MICROWAVE

AND I TOOK IT OUT TO CHECK ON IT

AND FOR WHATEVER REASON

I DECIDED THAT THE BEST WAY TO CHECK IF IT WAS MELTED OR NOT WAS TO HOLD THE BOWL UP TO MY EAR

AND  LISTEN TO IT

what the actual fuck was that supposed to accomplish

It was obviously to see if it was still screaming or if it had finally died

THE SCREAMS ARE FAINT, ONLY THE MOST POWERFUL CAN STILL HEAR THEM. 

(via stabs)

20.Aug.14 1 day ago