bnaksy:

when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home

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(via pizza)

29.Jul.14 54 minutes ago

landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

(via orgasm)

29.Jul.14 3 hours ago

inturlrude:

what the fuck is happening over in America?

(Source: fallongifs, via encourage)

29.Jul.14 5 hours ago

(Source: loudwhisperss, via discomforted)

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

(Source: fencehopping, via virtualbutts)

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

(via orgasm)

29.Jul.14 7 hours ago

spangefucker:

"in case of fire use stairs" that’s ridiculous.  how the FUCK am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs

(via radical-illusion)

29.Jul.14 7 hours ago

kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

(via dulect)

29.Jul.14 7 hours ago
29.Jul.14 7 hours ago

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

(via encourage)

28.Jul.14 11 hours ago

drarna:

the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts

(Source: neptunain, via pizza)

28.Jul.14 14 hours ago

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via discomforted)

28.Jul.14 16 hours ago

promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

(Source: teamrocketing, via stabs)

28.Jul.14 18 hours ago

(Source: fashion-and-film, via evaded)

aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

(via pizza)

28.Jul.14 22 hours ago